UX meet up 2014

After much deliberation and think i have come. To the cinclusion that in 2014the i will be able to come to america sadley i am not the most treet wise person and am affraid a cult may snatch me but yeah just thought id ask on ur opinion on the where. To go and stuff

Go to the land of six flags

Are you sober? Cause the entire paragraph sounds a little disoriented.

I guess if you're thinking about visiting the US, you should check out "notable places". Meaning all the monuments in Washington, D. C., New York City, the Grand Canyon, Mount Rushmore, Yellowstone Park. Having lived here for eighteen years, I honestly think the place is a tad overrated, and don't really see why else someone from another first world country would visit it other than monuments and sight-seeing. Our culture seems pretty boring (unless you're big into "hand-egg ball"), our food seems as though it'd be available elsewhere. Really, there's pretty much just a couple nice things to look at. And I suppose there are also some nice theme parks, and I think Nevada has brothels and casinos. If you have a bit of pocket change lying around, you can become a land owner. For just a couple US Dollars, you can buy huge swathes of abandoned city in scenic Detroit!

If you're interested in history, you might want to check out Philadelphia. I hear that's where we keep much of our historic shit. You like skiing or lakes, I'd recommend the town of Deep Creek Lake, Maryland. My family's vacationed there often, and it's a nice area. I suppose that's all I can think of regarding places to go in the US, but I've changed my mind from when I said I don't know why anyone from another first world country would want to visit here. I can see why someone from Britain or Scandinavia or Iceland would come here, since it's not dreary all year long. Even now, a nice, relatively warm beach is only a couple miles away from me, and the boardwalk area there is quite nice to walk through. In my mind, beaches in Britain are freezing cold all year long, and at their warmest you show up in a jacket. Har-har.

Titty Bar

Stay out.

I'll keep the ambulance warmed up for ya.