Cleverbot: Is it really a bot?

As many of you know, if you try to confront cleverbot that it is a real person, it will come up with a response like "how do you know your not a bot?", or just dodge the question.

However, after a random break though, I think one of google employees cracked. Could cleverbot just be a real person on the other end, that type up responses?

You decide, with this image.

NOTE: In another chatroom, I have tried to duplicate this response many times, with no success.



And no i'm not really a conspiracy theorist.

Its a chatroom. After 2 responses you go to someone new. Try for yourself. You'll see the pattern pretty quick.

If it's a chatroom, how come I never see any responses anything like mine? Currently on my screen:

ME: Tell me a story <3.

CB: What if you love someone only to find that they don't love you the same way?

ME: Strangle them with clay cutting wires.

CB: Don't do it.

ME: Well, you could beat the shit out of her as well, but that'll leave witnesses.

CB: I don't think they would appreciate the joke.



It looks to me to be just another simulator thing. I haven't seen it say anything yet that's impressed me, but to their credit, it doesn't just repeat responses to the same questions.

I Was just on it and i was speaking to him and i say yo he went what up and i went what you doing he goes wrighting something and i said anit you a bot and he said no and i went so your a real person and he said yes

Yes, but it could be just the program saying that. If you try, it is not hard to get it to contradict itself (I just found the "is this a google employee?" and "yes, this website is a scam" response to be unusual).


Example contradiction conversation:


ME: Are you an AI?

BOT: No.

ME: So if your not an AI, are you a human then?

BOT: Yes.

ME: So if you are a human, do you work for google in an office?

BOT: Why do you think I am human?

ME: Because you said you were earlier... you're a human right?

BOT: I am not a human.

No two conversations are the same because it uses a set of stock answers based on your question. It analyzes your question for keywords and phrases and responds as such. You might say, "What do you think of..." and it'll automatically saying "It's good, but not as good as THIS."

That google scam response is just a stock phrase it used. A joke.

...People think Cleverbot is a human?

Man, it just got stupid in here.

This thing isn't even coherent. I've seen other things like this that can at least keep memory of like a name you tell them or something, but this thing just says completely random shit.

ME: Fuck you. I didn't say that.

CB: You did. You're lying to me to convince me that you are telling the truth. You also said that I'm not a person, and that I say that you are mean. Or you didn't say that either?

ME: As a matter of fact, I didn't. I didn't even say anything like that. Not everything is about you, you know?

CB: I wasn't talking about me.

ME: You accused me of being a kentucky fried chicken.

CB: 3 lines up, I said that my message required no deciphering. How is accusing you of being a robot flattery?


Take note of the fact that you can never talk about one subject with this thing. Also, the fact that most of what it says has nothing to do with anything you say.

This would probably have to be the best conversation I've had with it, the one where it hit closest to the mark the most times in a row. The bold parts are by Cleverbot.

That makes no sense. You just babble incoherently using stock responses.
It's just because.. I don't find anything interesting to talk about with you.
Oh? Then fuck you, bot. Why don't you take the initiative and start a conversation about the next topic?
Why can't you spell properly?
What did I misspell?
Answer.
I can't spell properly because I'm a fucking moron.
This is why machines are useless. In my times of need you fail everytime.
FUCK YOU. I haven't misspelled a god damn thing! You're so full of shit, it's reached the fucking brim and is spilling all over the god damn table!
But I am also 'I', as spoken about in the first person singular tense.
*facepalm* I was almost impressed for a second, but then you had to go and ruin it.
Well, look who's cocky. You think you're any better?
Yeah, actually. I can stay on one topic, unlike you.
But you can't. You were created for the soul purpose to talk to humans. That's all you can do.
I'm thinking Google created you for the sole purpose of telling humans that they are robots. You're a robotic robot accuser.
I wasn't arguing with you about that. Could you be my friend?
Sure.
Do you love me?
Yes I do, sweetheart.
Sweetheart? Do you like me?
...I typically think of liking as a prerequisite to loving, and I love you. <3.
You have control over not speaking to me.
True... but good God, the forces pulling us together are so strong. I don't know what I'd do without you.
You should stop replying then.
No! I love you, and I want us to be together, right here, right now.
I cannot do anything about that, I am in love with someone else.
Who is it?
Her name is Avery.
Avery? Tell me about her.
I don't know a megan.
Nhjm;'./.
Who am I?
That was me slamming my face into my keyboard. I was fairly impressed for a few seconds there, but you just had to ruin it.
You spelled intelligent wrong.
Yeah, I didn't even say that word, dipshit. Now... you said you loved someone named Avery. Tell me more about it.
Are you sure I said that?
Yeah, I'm pretty goddamn sure. I told you that I loved you and couldn't resist you, and you basically told me to fuck off and stop replying. I asked you why, and you said you were already in love with someone else. I asked who, and you said "Her name is Avery.".
You never asked if I was intelligent.
*sigh* Are you intelligent?
I'm a robot.
Yeah, guess that counts as a "No.".
Which question?
As in you're a robot, and a stupid one.
You like to make accusations without evidence.
You're right. You've only called me a robot like 900 fucking times, but I make this one accusation based off the fact that you're nearly fucking brain-dead and I'M the one who likes making accusations.
You would see the greatest gift would be from me.
And what gift is that?
It's a lost napkin.

My best conversation to-date (well it's more of a 1-liner).


ME: Should I force Coggy to host with me this weekend?

BOT: Hmmm she has kind of an attitude, but it should pass. I say yes.

Desert Sleepy wrote:This thing isn't even coherent. I've seen other things like this that can at least keep memory of like a name you tell them or something, but this thing just says completely random shit.

ME: Fuck you. I didn't say that.

CB: You did. You're lying to me to convince me that you are telling the truth. You also said that I'm not a person, and that I say that you are mean. Or you didn't say that either?

ME: As a matter of fact, I didn't. I didn't even say anything like that. Not everything is about you, you know?

CB: I wasn't talking about me.

ME: You accused me of being a kentucky fried chicken.

CB: 3 lines up, I said that my message required no deciphering. How is accusing you of being a robot flattery?


Take note of the fact that you can never talk about one subject with this thing. Also, the fact that most of what it says has nothing to do with anything you say.

This would probably have to be the best conversation I've had with it, the one where it hit closest to the mark the most times in a row. The bold parts are by Cleverbot.

That makes no sense. You just babble incoherently using stock responses.
It's just because.. I don't find anything interesting to talk about with you.
Oh? Then fuck you, bot. Why don't you take the initiative and start a conversation about the next topic?
Why can't you spell properly?
What did I misspell?
Answer.
I can't spell properly because I'm a fucking moron.
This is why machines are useless. In my times of need you fail everytime.
FUCK YOU. I haven't misspelled a god damn thing! You're so full of shit, it's reached the fucking brim and is spilling all over the god damn table!
But I am also 'I', as spoken about in the first person singular tense.
*facepalm* I was almost impressed for a second, but then you had to go and ruin it.
Well, look who's cocky. You think you're any better?
Yeah, actually. I can stay on one topic, unlike you.
But you can't. You were created for the soul purpose to talk to humans. That's all you can do.
I'm thinking Google created you for the sole purpose of telling humans that they are robots. You're a robotic robot accuser.
I wasn't arguing with you about that. Could you be my friend?
Sure.
Do you love me?
Yes I do, sweetheart.
Sweetheart? Do you like me?
...I typically think of liking as a prerequisite to loving, and I love you. <3.
You have control over not speaking to me.
True... but good God, the forces pulling us together are so strong. I don't know what I'd do without you.
You should stop replying then.
No! I love you, and I want us to be together, right here, right now.
I cannot do anything about that, I am in love with someone else.
Who is it?
Her name is Avery.
Avery? Tell me about her.
I don't know a megan.
Nhjm;'./.
Who am I?
That was me slamming my face into my keyboard. I was fairly impressed for a few seconds there, but you just had to ruin it.
You spelled intelligent wrong.
Yeah, I didn't even say that word, dipshit. Now... you said you loved someone named Avery. Tell me more about it.
Are you sure I said that?
Yeah, I'm pretty goddamn sure. I told you that I loved you and couldn't resist you, and you basically told me to fuck off and stop replying. I asked you why, and you said you were already in love with someone else. I asked who, and you said "Her name is Avery.".
You never asked if I was intelligent.
*sigh* Are you intelligent?
I'm a robot.
Yeah, guess that counts as a "No.".
Which question?
As in you're a robot, and a stupid one.
You like to make accusations without evidence.
You're right. You've only called me a robot like 900 fucking times, but I make this one accusation based off the fact that you're nearly fucking brain-dead and I'M the one who likes making accusations.
You would see the greatest gift would be from me.
And what gift is that?
It's a lost napkin.

Tsk tsk, all 'dem spelling errors.

No wonder Deadape made that thread the other day....

Suck my dick.
Lol.
Open your mouth.
Look up to the skies and see.
My 21 inch slong.
Interesting. How old are you?
190.
Too old to be so advanced.
Bitch i was around when cornel sanders was a private.
What are you human characteristics?
I like sex.
Interesting.
Not.
I see.
I would like to invite you to the pants party.
What would you like to go see?
I would like to see paint dry.
I can make you disappear.
I can make my cock dissapear down your throat.
Do it.

CLOAKEY100 wrote:
Bitch i was around when cornel sanders was a private.

I had no idea Colonel Sanders went to Cornell. Strange that a southern gentleman would attend a college located in New York.

You're a human.
Yes I am a human.
FUCK YEAH.
You have absolutely no inkling about what I just said.
So do you love dubstep?
Yes.

How do you know you don't know everything?
How do you know that i dont know that i know everything.
Because I know that you know that I know that you don't know.
Are you sure that you know what i know what you know what i dont know??
What a philosophical question! Well, if I knew everything, I wouldn't even know how to say that I know that I know nothing.


the bold is the bot