Forever Lazy

Get ready to do nothing but be an ultimate douschbag, forever lazy is coming your way!

That's right! With forever lazy, you can:

Be lazy
Raid fridges
Go to raves
Be lazy
Hit on chicks
Be a douschbag
Not get laid
Talk on the phone
Watch the O'Reilly factor
Super lazy
Be a burden on society
Be a deadbeat father
Sleep
Go to the bathroom while dressed
Shirk your responsibilities
Not do anything
Watch TV
Tell your family to go "Fuck off"
Laztastic
Go bird watching
Eat the birds
Give your pets attention
Eat your pets
Fail college
Not go to school
Or work
Criticize everyone for being lazy
Strut your stuff on snuggies
Be a zebra
Be lazy
Sit on a lazy boy recliner
Dwell in your mancave
Make your woman make you a sammich
Do drugs
Watch porn
Not pay taxes
Smoke weed
Eat yogurt
And not only that, you'll never have to do anything EVER, because nobody will want your help you think-for-yourselfer!

It's also oversized so you feel like a fatass and come that much closer to killing yourself.
It's also got a zipper and ass flap, great for mid winter anal sex!
Order now, I ordered 6.

I actually saw this commercial on TV a while ago. I remember thinking, "This is fucking ridiculous. Does it also come with an ass flap?". And then it showed the ass flap.

Un.
Fucking.
Believable.

There can't possibly be a market for this thing. Snuggies look like business suits compared to this adult pajama abomination. Really, an ass flap. That's an actual thing, and I'm saying it in the appropriate context. Ass flap. If I ever see someone wearing this and they aren't elderly, I'm going to punch them in the face. Seriously, it has an ass flap. You know, like baby pajamas.

I'm probably one of the more lazy members of this site, and there's no way I'd ever wear that thing. And something out of the commercial: "You'll be the talk of the next tail-gate party!". I'll bet you would be, but it would amount to "Did you see that ridiculous shit Alan's wife is wearing? It has an ass flap and everything! It looks so idiotic!".

And I love how they try to pass of some colored socks as "footies" or "feet warmers" or whatever. As if wearing a giant, ass flap adorned onesie wasn't enough, you can get matching footies, supposedly worth ten dollars! And you can also get a neck pillow, just to prop up your lazy head while watching whatever lame TV program people who might wear this thing watch (Jeopardy or The Price is Right, no doubt). The fact that the default color is pink leads me to believe that this thing is trying to appeal to women, and the fact that it has an ass flap leads me to believe it's trying to appeal to people with absolutely no dignity left, or old people who frequently have trouble going to the bathroom. Jesus, I hope nobody buys this thing for my grandma now. I don't know if I could take that, knowing that someone related to me and not a baby wears ass flap pajamas.

By the forever alone, for the forever alone.

Hell yea I'd wear that. You guys are a bunch o pampered bitches.

Yeah.....I'd never wear that to the game.....or outside for that matter

America doesn't need more fat people.

On lazy days, turning up the heat costs more money? NOPE, covered in rent

And you'll be surprised what people will buy....

Desert Sleepy wrote:I actually saw this commercial on TV a while ago. I remember thinking, "This is fucking ridiculous. Does it also come with an ass flap?". And then it showed the ass flap.

Un.
Fucking.
Believable.

There can't possibly be a market for this thing. Snuggies look like business suits compared to this adult pajama abomination. Really, an ass flap. That's an actual thing, and I'm saying it in the appropriate context. Ass flap. If I ever see someone wearing this and they aren't elderly, I'm going to punch them in the face. Seriously, it has an ass flap. You know, like baby pajamas.

I'm probably one of the more lazy members of this site, and there's no way I'd ever wear that thing. And something out of the commercial: "You'll be the talk of the next tail-gate party!". I'll bet you would be, but it would amount to "Did you see that ridiculous shit Alan's wife is wearing? It has an ass flap and everything! It looks so idiotic!".

And I love how they try to pass of some colored socks as "footies" or "feet warmers" or whatever. As if wearing a giant, ass flap adorned onesie wasn't enough, you can get matching footies, supposedly worth ten dollars! And you can also get a neck pillow, just to prop up your lazy head while watching whatever lame TV program people who might wear this thing watch (Jeopardy or The Price is Right, no doubt). The fact that the default color is pink leads me to believe that this thing is trying to appeal to women, and the fact that it has an ass flap leads me to believe it's trying to appeal to people with absolutely no dignity left, or old people who frequently have trouble going to the bathroom. Jesus, I hope nobody buys this thing for my grandma now. I don't know if I could take that, knowing that someone related to me and not a baby wears ass flap pajamas.

You know, ass flaps aren't that big of a deal. Ever heard of a union suit?
I just thought this was a funny commercial.

And don't talk shit on Price is Right. Even though it was better with Bob Barker, but whatever.

Jagdgeschwader wrote:You know, ass flaps aren't that big of a deal. Ever heard of a union suit?
I just thought this was a funny commercial.

And don't talk shit on Price is Right. Even though it was better with Bob Barker, but whatever.

All I know about The Price is Right is that it's a boring old show.

And ass flaps AREN'T a big deal?!? Are you insane? We're talking about an ass flap! Something that is literally called an ass flap for good reason! Nobody with even a shred of dignity would wear something with an ass flap on it. Union suit, ridiculous pajamas, whatever. Can you imagine a president ever wearing something with an ass flap on it?

Not to mention that they're advertising this as people going outside to big football games in a big pajama suit that has an ass flap on the back. You know, walking around in a stadium full of people with an ass flap adorned onesie.

What if I think it's inappropriate for a President to wear a hoodie looking like a gang member?

It's really what you make of it. In my opinion, it's just old fashioned. A union suit being a one piece sleepwear, would you really want to take it off to take a shit?

Jagdgeschwader wrote:It's really what you make of it. In my opinion, it's just old fashioned. A union suit being a one piece sleepwear, would you really want to take it off to take a shit?

I wouldn't put it on in the first place, and I'd sure as hell prefer taking it off to shit to having an ass flap.

Seriously, AN ASS FLAP!

DiLmYnStEr wrote:

Desert Sleepy wrote:I wouldn't put it on in the first place, and I'd sure as hell prefer taking it off to shit to having an ass flap.

Seriously, AN ASS FLAP!

What if somebody wore a union suit, but had a 'stately' mustache? Could that possibly counter the ass flap?

I'm afraid not; An ass flap is so undignified, so un-stately, that even the stateliest of mustaches couldn't retain their stately-ness when combined with ass flap pajamas.