Re: Parents name kid Dovahkiin

**andrew** on 17th November 2011, 8:13 pm

I'm naming my kid Clint Eastwood.

**Jagdgeschwader** on 17th November 2011, 9:33 pm

^

I'm naming one Aristotle and the other Dovahkiin, and it'll be AWESOME.

Kids screwing with him, he'll be all like "IIZ SLEN NUS!" and people will freeze.

And I'll name my daughter Sara.

**Silvatos.** on 17th November 2011, 10:12 pm

Jagdgeschwader wrote:^

I'm naming one Aristotle and the other Dovahkiin, and it'll be AWESOME.

Kids screwing with him, he'll be all like "IIZ SLEN NUS!" and people will freeze.

And I'll name my daughter Sara.

WTF? 2 weird ass names and a Normal one?
If I have a Son I'm nameing them after my dead grandfather, Don.

**Jagdgeschwader** on 17th November 2011, 10:27 pm

That's called satire son.

I'm not naming my kid Dovahkiin, that's just fucking nerdy.

**xxTITAN 08xx** on 17th November 2011, 11:45 pm

andr_00_ew wrote:
Jagdgeschwader wrote:Self defense bro. The kid was fucking with mine, he deserved it!

True that, a father should obviously teach his son or daughter how to defend themselves. You're not always going to be there to protect your child.

If I do have a kid, definitely going to put him/her into some kind of martial art.
And of course go for the eyes/throat/knees
Guns are also a good idea, but that can wait until around age 10-12ish

Self defense isn't a crime, and you can't talk your way out of everything.

Like Kick Ass?

**KGBOOM** on 18th November 2011, 3:17 pm

If i have a kid, i'm naming him/her ludwig van wolfgang amadeus deadape

**Garquin** on 19th November 2011, 2:49 pm

Yes you all say these names but none of you nerds are going to go through with it

**Super Mega King** on 19th November 2011, 3:29 pm

Jagdgeschwader wrote:That's called satire son.

I'm not naming my kid Dovahkiin, that's just fucking nerdy.

And Aristotle isn't?

**Jagdgeschwader** on 19th November 2011, 6:13 pm

Aristotle was a polymath, a philosopher, a founder of Western philosophy and a great man of his era. Dovahkiin is the character in a Norse mythology spin-off video game series.

So no, I don't think it's nerdy.

**Meatshield718** on 19th November 2011, 6:38 pm

History Nerd vs. Videogame nerd.

Option one gets your kid made fun of. Option two gets your kid made even more fun of, but you get free games for life from Bethesda.

I think we all know the correct option here.