Parents name kid Dovahkiin

**DeadApe** on 17th November 2011, 3:48 pm

http://games.ign.com/articles/121/1212765p1.html

Check it.

Sounds like the parents are a couple of NERDSSS.

**Dexta117** on 17th November 2011, 4:01 pm

Now the kid only needs to learn Unrelenting Force and he is set for life!

**DeadApe** on 17th November 2011, 4:11 pm

Your avatar stares through my soul.

**Dexta117** on 17th November 2011, 4:16 pm

Tinky Winky is coming for you Mr Ape!

**Desert Sleepy** on 17th November 2011, 4:40 pm

Holy shit, somebody actually did it. Good for them I guess, lifetime supply.

It'll be hilarious if the kid grows up to hate games. But, judging from the fact that the parents actually named their kid Dovahkinn, they'll probably be hogging the gaming systems anyway.

**andrew** on 17th November 2011, 5:26 pm

Someone is going to have a hard time in school.

**eaustinn36** on 17th November 2011, 5:56 pm

andr_00_ew wrote:Someone is going to have a hard time in school.

He'll probably just adapt a nickname, like Donovan, Donald, Don, etc.

**FoundDa Kiwi** on 17th November 2011, 6:11 pm

eaustinn36 wrote:
andr_00_ew wrote:Someone is going to have a hard time in school.

He'll probably just adapt a nickname, like Donovan, Donald, Don, etc.

Or DragonBorn.

**Jagdgeschwader** on 17th November 2011, 6:15 pm

I considered naming my son Aristotle...

Except my kid would be a badass, because I'll teach him how to box and fight, ride horses, shoot guns, etc. So if anyone gives him shit, he'll put a kid through the wall. lol

**. ADestroyer360** on 17th November 2011, 6:23 pm

His first words

**Slacker Hero** on 17th November 2011, 6:51 pm

Unless they're autistic, they'll change that boy's name the moment they can.

**Garquin** on 17th November 2011, 7:01 pm

DeadApe wrote:http://games.ign.com/articles/121/1212765p1.html

Check it.

Sounds like the parents are a couple of NERDSSS.

Who knew magicman had a kid

**eaustinn36** on 17th November 2011, 7:15 pm

Jagdgeschwader wrote:I considered naming my son Aristotle...

Except my kid would be a badass, because I'll teach him how to box and fight, ride horses, shoot guns, etc. So if anyone gives him shit, he'll put a kid through the wall. lol

And get him in Juvy with a potential lawsuit / assault charges to the parent... nice.

**Jagdgeschwader** on 17th November 2011, 7:28 pm

Self defense bro. The kid was fucking with mine, he deserved it!

I definitely know if your kid screwed with mine he'd put him through a wall. lololol

**andrew** on 17th November 2011, 7:32 pm

Jagdgeschwader wrote:Self defense bro. The kid was fucking with mine, he deserved it!

True that, a father should obviously teach his son or daughter how to defend themselves. You're not always going to be there to protect your child.

If I do have a kid, definitely going to put him/her into some kind of martial art.
And of course go for the eyes/throat/knees
Guns are also a good idea, but that can wait until around age 10-12ish

Self defense isn't a crime, and you can't talk your way out of everything.

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