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The Perfect Massage

Post  Courtyard Droll on 29th June 2011, 3:53 pm




Relevant to everyone's interests. This may or may not develop into a forum game.

(Vanguard's thread is an inferior ripoff.)

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Re: The Perfect Massage

Post  Sigmatic Scholar on 29th June 2011, 3:56 pm

Harbinger wrote:
(Vanguard's thread is an inferior ripoff.)


What thread? I have no idea what you're talking about. Man, that controller up your ass must have made you delirious.

But really. Don't buy this game. You will never be the same.
It's...
Perfect.

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Re: The Perfect Massage

Post  DeadApe on 29th June 2011, 3:57 pm

I'm 12 and wtf is this.

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Re: The Perfect Massage

Post  Eaglendia on 29th June 2011, 3:58 pm

DeadApe wrote:I'm 12 and wtf is this.


Don't ask.

Just... do not buy the Perfect Massage. Don't do it.

I almost lost a friend yesterday.

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Re: The Perfect Massage

Post  BLACK SNOW 13 on 29th June 2011, 4:00 pm

I'll give you all the perfect massages you eagle... and maybe a little something more after... (;

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Re: The Perfect Massage

Post  Sigmatic Scholar on 29th June 2011, 4:01 pm

Super Mega, ApocalypseVVolf, meatshield, and for a little while NegativeHUNTER and Mboddz were in the XBL party after the incident. They heard the screams. They heard the chaos.

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Re: The Perfect Massage

Post  Courtyard Droll on 29th June 2011, 4:03 pm

Prof Vanguard wrote:
Harbinger wrote:
(Vanguard's thread is an inferior ripoff.)


What thread? I have no idea what you're talking about. Man, that controller up your ass must have made you delirious.

But really. Don't buy this game. You will never be the same.
It's...
Perfect.



You will probably claim to have no idea who this "Will Alt" guy is.

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Post  Sigmatic Scholar on 29th June 2011, 4:06 pm

Harbinger wrote:ridiculous bullshit


Hey don't flaunt your image editing skills to derail the thread.

It's important that we get the word out about the perfect massage. You remember last night. You remember how much blood there was to clean up. Don't tell me you wish that on others!

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Re: The Perfect Massage

Post  Courtyard Droll on 29th June 2011, 4:09 pm

Prof Vanguard wrote:
Harbinger wrote:ridiculous bullshit


Hey don't flaunt your image editing skills to derail the thread.

It's important that we get the word out about the perfect massage. You remember last night. You remember how much blood there was to clean up. Don't tell me you wish that on others!


You're right... My couch is still completely red.

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Re: The Perfect Massage

Post  BLACK SNOW 13 on 29th June 2011, 4:09 pm

Prof Vanguard wrote:
Harbinger wrote:ridiculous bullshit


Hey don't flaunt your image editing skills to derail the thread.

It's important that we get the word out about the perfect massage. You remember last night. You remember how much blood there was to clean up. Don't tell me you wish that on others!

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S BLACK CHERRY WAS BROKEN!
And I didn't get to it first....

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Re: The Perfect Massage

Post  Courtyard Droll on 29th June 2011, 4:10 pm

BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:
Prof Vanguard wrote:
Harbinger wrote:ridiculous bullshit


Hey don't flaunt your image editing skills to derail the thread.

It's important that we get the word out about the perfect massage. You remember last night. You remember how much blood there was to clean up. Don't tell me you wish that on others!

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S BLACK CHERRY WAS BROKEN!
And I didn't get to it first....


This is far worse than anything you can imagine.

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Post  BLACK SNOW 13 on 29th June 2011, 4:12 pm

Harbinger wrote:
BLACK SNOW 13 wrote:
Prof Vanguard wrote:
Harbinger wrote:ridiculous bullshit


Hey don't flaunt your image editing skills to derail the thread.

It's important that we get the word out about the perfect massage. You remember last night. You remember how much blood there was to clean up. Don't tell me you wish that on others!

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S BLACK CHERRY WAS BROKEN!
And I didn't get to it first....


This is far worse than anything you can imagine.


THEN I STILL HAVE THE CHANCE! :3

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Re: The Perfect Massage

Post  Courtyard Droll on 29th June 2011, 4:13 pm

I don't think any of you realize the danger to society this thing represents.

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Post  Sigmatic Scholar on 29th June 2011, 4:16 pm

There were so many settings...

Tropical. Swedish. VOLCANO.

It draws you in with the music. And then it's too late.

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Post  Courtyard Droll on 29th June 2011, 4:21 pm

"We didn't want to go, we didn't want to kill them, but its persistent silence and outstretched settings horrified and comforted us at the same time..."

This was found scrawled in blood at the site of a confirmed Perfect Massage incident.

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