Reality Changer (Choose Your Own Adventure)

Light floods your vision through a window pane—you open your eyes and bolt up, beginning the struggle out of bed toward what should probably be another boring summer morning. Feet hit the floor ankle-deep in dirty clothes. Your hand painfully clatters against the glass surface of the nightstand next to you, but suffices to swipe your iPhone off of it and into the pocket of your sweat pants. Already, you begin to dread the sunlight; you take your first steps into this brave new world, heading over to the window to close the curtains.

It's quiet outside, surprisingly so for a Saturday. The early morning sun shines through distant clouds, over your tranquil neighborhood, as quiet as the city beyond. The setting is uncharacteristically serene, but strangely mollifying, and despite your throbbing hand, the sunlight you dreaded moments ago vies to lull you back to sleep.

From all of this, you somehow conclude that it's going to be one hell of a long day.

Oh, right.

What's your name, again?

Spoiler:

And so begins the Reality Changer CYOA, a collaborative project between the minds of Eaglendia and Super Mega King. CYOA - Choose Your Own Adventure. The actions of the player character, and the events of the story, are completely dependent on you, the reader.
Simply post the action that you would like the player character to do and, in Choose Your Own Adventure style, they will be executed. There will be more than one action posted, as such we will select the action most voted if we cannot feasibly enact all actions. Keep actions reasonable and have fun. "Trolling" will be ignored.

John.

Garrett Smith.

Cooper Foss.

Bryce Edwards.

Russell Anderson.

Tytus Craig.

Sandra (Sandy) Clacher.

Vasili Tatyakov

Female Alternatives:

Amber Derring.

Lydia Baker.

Katie Osborn.

Charlotte Reed.

Tara Maxson.

John Jonah Jameson

Cave Johnson

Jonathan Kimble Simmons

Hey guys look, I made the first terrible fanart for this cool project! Dat silhouetted anatomy.

The colors I used were mainly black, white, and transparent. The outline took me roughly 1 minute. It's an homage to previous works by artists such as me and some others. I wanted to portray the character as unknown, but also with an air of mystery. This character, as you know, has not been named or described yet, so I really sought to bring that across. Some critics might argue that it deconstructs identity, but I say it it a reconstruction of the self and the soul, in that this character is going to have one at some point maybe.

Rick Astley

Quin Morrison

Quin of gar

John is boring and overused.
Clyde (boy)
or
Sammy (girl)

or....
Rick Astley

Non-descript Protagonist