WIERDEST DREAM EVER!

It was in the middle of the day and i had a strange hunger for some BANANAS! Then i got really THIRSTY! So i got some milk. The milk was good so i was like MILKSHAKE TIME! I pulled a magical blender out of my pocket that would not only make my MILKESHAKES! but would take me through time. I mixed bananas milk vanilla ice cream chocolate ice cream some mint leaves and some STRAWBERRIES.

"THIS EPIC DRINK WILL TAKE ME BACK TO THE 80'S SO I CAN BANG HOT CHICKS WHILE LISTENING TO SOME FUNKY MUSIC!!!!"

I drank my epic mix and fell into a black pit of AWESOMENESS! I fell into a room that looked like my room but it wasn't. I had a feeling of gayness in the area. And it was QUEEN.

Every thing fell into an EPIC FIGHT SCENE.

QUEEN jump off a like 30ft. roof and punched the ground EPICLY! I just stood like a awesome badass when all of a sudden..........Jackie Chan just like landed right next to me.

QUEEN began to charge as I and Jackie Chan.............................

Now today UX community since it is a friday and zombie night is tomorrow. This is a triple awesome post.

1) the first 3 people to private message me on the forums will be able to finish the fight between Queen and me and Jackie Chan.


2)respond to this question. -----> What is the weirdest dream you have ever had?

3)CHALLENGE!! This challenge is the first so there for is the easiest. You must face to face in person ask you parents if they ever watched porn and where they had sex to make you, an epic beening of awesomeness. REWARD: 1 cookie point.

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Before Cry Vengeance askes me this is a real dream with a true ending so that is just there for him.

cookie points are being tracked and will come into play some time soon maybe on facebook and on here.

NOTE: Please be honest it is the only way cookie points will ever be fun.

I remember having a dream with Bruce willis and Hittler were fighting Hand to hand combat in an arena and i was the judge

then William Wallace and Matrin luther king fought
ROUND 2

p.s do you have tourrettes

You don't want to know, but I can hint that involves some people on this website....

Most my dreams are WWII related, all of them scary as fuck.

I got rick rolled in my dream

The last dream I can remember was when I was 7, I was driving a purple convertible corvette inside a sinking submarine, trying to not get drowned.

I haven't memorized anything since then.

In my dreams, I am the star. It's me.

i found a cat in my hair.

My dog stabbed me

So lemme get this straight. You get thirsty, then you want to put a banana in your mouth, and you think to yourself "milkshake time"?

Hate to break it to ya kid but I think you might be a
HUGE fff...

Spoiler:

...fruit enthusiast

but anyway, the dream I had last night was pretty crazy. I was kidnapped in a cave or something by this creepy old guy and through pure gumption, chutzpah, moxie, and with a little bit of elbow grease I escaped certain death...

Come to think of it, I've had this sort of dream before.
What does it mean?

The dream starts with a highway scattered with stray cars and fire. My vision flashes back and forth between the chaos. I notice a body missing a leg and crawling on its belly.

For no reason at all im riding in a car now. There doesnt seem to be any other cars on the road other than my car and the one behind us. After a while im stopped by a road block of cars I get out of my vehicle to see what the people want and they hand me a yellow dragonov with a laser sight and a pistol attached to the side of it.

Now im walking down the hallway of a old destroyed house.


Kinda weird i must have watched a zombie movie before going to bed that night or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Poaqx_Fwth8

I dreamed I was an ice cream left on the side of the road. It was very hot outside. I laid there frozen, melting, and hopeless. As I slowly dripped onto the cracked dry sidewalk, my life started to flash before my eyes.

I remember for a time all I knew was darkness. I could hear noise outside but it was pitch black...until one day. The light peeked into the box until the darkness left. I was staring up into a light and heard an angels voice, "I'll take one scoop of strawberry please". That was the day I escaped Eddie's Sweat Shop.

I was placed into a light brown cone, It was the perfect size. Soon I was covered in chocolate syrup and rainbow colored sprinkles. The woman said it was the best looking Ice Cream she had ever seen. I think I was the best anyone had seen.

I was amazed by the outside world. The bright blue sky hung high above the clouds and so did the surrounding buildings. I was finally ready to be eaten. The woman opened her mouth and I could see her eyes sparkle as she was about to lick me, and then....

My angel stumbled and she dropped me. It felt like forever, and I swear it was, but eventually I smacked into the ground. My perfect shell, and home, was shattered into pieces. I laid there motionless. I waited and waited but I was never scooped up. I stayed there until I was nothing but a puddle on the sidewalk. My life was over...

Then I woke up.

When I woke up and I was a slice of butter melting on a couple of pancakes...but that's a story for another time...

I regularly have dreams..the last one I remember was I was in the middle of a very peaceful-looking forest and me and this random kid for some reason ( who i've seen at my school) were walking up to this big, nice looking mansion and we were laughing and talking and then I looked to my left and there was this area full of construction machines, wood and "materials" and then I woke up..
lol dreams aren't very explanatory and understandable but there kinda cool in my opinion like as if your almost living out your thoughts, if that makes any sense

A few days before the beggining of this school year I had a dream where I was at school. It was the first day of school and kind of weird but even stranger because the people from the UX meetup were there. After we met up, DeadApe was said "Lets make fun of the freshman" which didnt make sense because I ended up in my homeroom hallway without everyone I was just with, when I spotted my cousin. He was laying prone on the ground taking cover in my homeroom hallway which had apparently been redone to look like it was Terminal from Mod2(MW2), which would explain why he was camping behind a wall. After that I was walking down a big set of stairs out into the D wing parking lot (side parking lot) when I saw an Ice Cream truck go by, followed by a big moving candy store(It was like a two story "train" or something). When I got inside I started picking up candy. I found a bin of jawbreakers and to my dismay it had turned into a super ball when I picked it up. That is when my dream ended. This was one of my many Backwards Hillbilly Retard dreams.

P.S. Has anyone ever been in the "Second level of a dream"? Like woke up and it was still a dream? It's so weird when that happens.

Whenever there's a new game coming out that I'm really super excited for, I almost always have at least one dream where I am playing it. They almost always suck. Like, I've dreamt 2 different versions of a Portal sequel. In the first one, all the turrets had legs and were hitting me with whifflebats. In dream iteration the second, I'm almost positive the whole game took place in an aquarium.

I also hate it when I dream about myself waking up in the morning and getting ready, and then waking up for real and having to do it all over again.

tl;dr My body trolls me.