Redneck Joke

and it goes like this here: Hello, is this the Sheriffs Office? Yes, what can we do for you? Im calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith is hidin marijuana inside his firewood! Dont quite know how he gets it in them logs, but he's hidin it there! Thank you sir....
The next day the sheriffs deputys descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly the phone rings at Virgil's house "Hey Virgil. This heres Floyd! Did the Sheriffs come by? "Yeah". Did they chop yer firewood? "Yep" "Happy Birthday Buddy" lol.

Saw it coming when he said he's hiding them inside the firewood...

You might be a redneck if .... You use a truck cab as a treestand.

I just found these jokes online.

You might be a redneck if...

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You burn your front yard rather than mow it.