The Story Of Jake The Snake

The Story Of Jake The Snake
( I meant for this to be the back story for hsi gta character but it got to long so that's whyit isn't well written and I don't have enough time to finish it yet I have to leave soon.)

In 1915 the ISFRO(International Scientific Food Research Organization) had created the greatest hot dog in the world. Delicious,healthy,and almost a miracle. A regular non chili, mustard and ketchup hot dog. Pumped with electrical waves, radiation,and many other powerful substances. The hot dog could cure any sickness. From a cold to cancer it was a gem. Still the hot dog had it's problems. Animal subjects exactly 28 days after eating the "miracle hot dog" would begin to have violent manors,red bleeding eyes,and would puke blood. Finally in 1923 after close inspection by the European and American governments, the project was shut down and never to be revived again. Somehow in 1940 Black Market Chemical Dealers got their hands on the "recipe" for the ultimate hot dog. The Black Market rushed the testing, they wanted a human subject. They chose a 12 year old boy named Jake,his parents were desperate for anything to heal there sons brain cancer. So they took up on the Black Markets offer.
Jake was to remain in there hands for a month to see if there would be any side effects. Somehow...it worked Jake's cancer was cured.28 weeks later Jake and his alcoholic uncle Kurt went on to a local Burger Shot in Liberty City's Time Square. Where Uncle Kurt had one to many to drink stole a tour bus and drove like a mad man slamming into a gas station sending himself out the windshield and splattering his brains all of the ground. Somehow Jake had lived. A local hobo named Danny ran up to check on the poor boy but as he walked by the bus it exploded send shrapnel in his face and was burned alive screaming for help, but with all the dirt and body oder they couldn't put him out. With the horrific scene Jake ran into a near by alley way where he met a cook a man named Devin who was throwing out the slops for his CHINESE WESTWANT. Devin drove the kid home after telling him a false story of how he got lost. They pulled into the driveway and the front door was kicked in. Devin pulled out his NINE MILA MEATA PISHTOL and walked toward the door with his eyes squinting....which they already were but EVEN MORE! He leaped in the door Bonds style and was blasted fifty feet back by a shotgun tearing a huge hole in his chest with guts and intestines all over the ground.
It was some thugs from the Black Market who had came for Jake. They grabbed him and stuffed him in the back of their car and brought him back to their lab. They run test on Jake. Even tried to kill him but he wouldn't die. They didn't know what to do with an immortal child. Somehow the hot dog had a reaction to Jake's body and made him invincible. So they planted a chip inside of Jake's brain so they could always be in control. Somehow the government found out about the boy being held hostage and raided the place killing everyone in a hail of gun fire....or did they. After ten years of more testing the boy got a job on the a special agency. Anti-Terrorism. The boy who was now a man did a fantastic job and soon at the age of 36 he was head of his department. Right under him was a man named Russle Richard.......................

coolio

im pretty sure jake the snake was a wrestler

Greatest line ever "Devin pulled out his NINE MILA MEATA PISHTOL and walked toward the door with his eyes squinting....which they already were but EVEN MORE!"

I have no idea how this story ties in with anything actually. But it kept me entertained, thats all that matters.

haha that was pretty good, except when i got shot by a shotgun

Russel the Hustle!!!