Now this is a story how my life got flipped, turned upside down....

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I got banned on a forum called Undead-Xbox

In General Discussion I was trollin' and hatin'
On the thread where I was most of my day
Hatin' out, maxing, trollin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the forum
When a couple of guys, they were up in no good
Started posting idiotic messages in some thread
I got in one little fight and Cry vengeance got scared
And said "You gotta chill out, you're going out to troll some other forum."

I begged and pleaded with him the other day
But he packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
He gave me a kiss and he gave me my ticket
I put my foobar2000 on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking vodka out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of the internets like?
Hmm this might be alright!

But wait I hear the prissy,
Whos line all that...
Is this the type of place that they'd just send this cool cat?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of the internets

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standing there with my name out.
I ain't tryin to get arrested yet, I just got here!
I springed with the quickness like lightning disappeared.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to the internets

I pulled up to a forum about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of the internets

So yeah, I got banned by Cry Vengeance for calling someone an idiot because they bought a laptop and couldn't fix it and they got mad about the idiot part when I actually told what they could do... And that was my story! As some might have noticed, I'm back already, and the ban ended like 2 days ago...

Welcome back. You couldnt have made a better entrance.

I feel like your competing with the sun for the center of the universe sometimes.

Cry Vengeance wrote:I feel like your competing with the sun for the center of the universe sometimes.

Believe me when I say this, it's all sub-consious action.

I remember my first suspension. And my 7th...

i have a laptop

MagicMan313 wrote:i have a laptop

Yeah, well, like I said in that thread, whatever suits you. If you actually take the laptop somewhere with you, it's a good choice. If you just have a laptop that's been in your room since you got it, you're gonna regret it once something happens to it and you realise you have to buy a completely new computer because of something that could have been fixed if it wasn't a laptop...

Ohhh God, its Will Smith and his clean rap.

Wow. Just wow.

OK, well I thought I was sober enough, but apparently I was wrong... This thread = drunktalk. And apparently I got trolled hard by mr. Noodle yesterday too.

Yerp guess so.