The Adventures Of Garfinagin An Bandido!

   Once ina lil Ol' town called Armadillo there were these 2 young cattle herders that were always stirring up some kind of trouble. These are the tales about "The Adventures Of Garfinagin An Bandido".

"The Wild Stagecoach"

   The morning was fresh and the sun peeked over the mountains in the east. The smell of bacon and cooked rabbit filled the air as Garfinagin and Bandido were exploring some rocky hills. "Did you hear that?", said Garfinagin "Sure did, sounded like gunshots", replied Bandido. 
"Well let's go watch!", 
"Are you nuts?", 
"Whatta ya mean?"
"I mean if ya wanna go get shot in da ass, dont drag me along"
"But wat if they're jus shooting rabbits?"
"Good point, let's go!"
Bandido followed Garfinagin as they creeped over a hill behind some rocks. Garfinagin was definetly wrong nobody was shootin any rabbits. Instead a group of men seemed to be stealing some gold from lots of bandits near a mine. 
"Hey see that over there?", said Bandido
"You mean the stagecoach? Wat about it?", replied Garfinagin
"You wanna steal it?!"
"Sure!"
Bullets were being exchanged by 2 large groups while Bandido and Garfinagin sneaked past everyone. 
"Im driving!", demanded Garfinagin. Bandido got inside and was fascinated by the interior of the stagecoach. While the 2 of them were messing around with the stagecoach the shooting had stopped. Several men started walking towards them. "Hey!", one man yelled. Gunshots were soon being directed towards Garfinagin and Bandido. "Dammit!", Gafinagin shouted "I guess that's our cue to leave!" Garfinagin hopped on and the 2 of them sped down several trails. "Oh man that was close!", said Bandido. They kept going down trails until they realized they were being followed. "Hey!", Bandido sounded shocked "I think we're being followed!". Garfinagin turned to see 2 bandits riding horses behind them. Suddenly the stagecoach gained speed and made several sharp turns hopeing to lose the 2 men. Realizing the men were too fast Garfinagin started to worry. "Look wat I found!", Shouted Bandido. Bandido was smiling and waving a Winchester out the window. The stagecoach slowed and the 2 men got close enough and started shooting. Bandido took several seconds to aim and shot one of the mens horses. "Yeah, got him!" Bandido again aimed for several seconds but missed. He missed again, and again until he ran out of ammo. He checked inside the stagecoach for something useful. "Perfect!", he said. There was alcohol stored under the seat so Bandido grabbed a few bottles. He threw several of the them until one landed on the bandits face knocking him off his horse. "Yeah!" nice shot Garfinagin cheerfully shouted. The 2 of them were relieved and tired so they rode their new stagecoach all the way back home.

These series of stories that I am writing are based off of what happens to me and Garquin in free roam. Today (5/20/10) we stole a stagecoach from a gang hidout from some free roam players.

Ill join in friday mexican how does an all nighter sound to you!!!!!!

Sure Fattyboy Ima buy a monster after school just in case I get sleepy.

I get free monsters from my races have say 20 in my fridge:P

So is anyone gonna give some opinions??

It's funny especially where the guy gets hit with the bottle

C'mon guys tell me what you think.

it was alright not really that funny.