cure for cough or sore throat?

guys i really need some help. im real sick and i have a sore throat and a cold. can you guys please give me some tips to cure myself? (besides tylenol).

You cant really cure a cold but drink a lot of water or gatorade and lay of soda or pop as you Canadians may call it.

First of all, stop popping those pills, they just weaken your immune system and expose yourself to more dangerous diseases. Drink something warm (protip; Tea or hot water with honey), stay under the blanket and get some sleep.

I just remembered another...Chicken noodle soup with an egg in it. Make the chicken noodle soup(ramen) scramble an egg and add it to your soup. Its pretty good.

thanks Fin. i will do that and ill probly gargle some salt water later aswell.

gargling salt water is another cheap and easy method

[quote="DeadApe"]Stop sucking dick.[/quote]

well that makes women's throats sore, but not mine budday.

bman4782 wrote:

DeadApe wrote:Stop sucking dick.

well that makes women's throats sore, but not mine budday.

You've done it so much already that you won't even get a sore throat from it anymore?

no im just saying that i dont suck dick. and its physically impossible for me to do so.

When I scream I drink Coke some with water. I will take a drink of water and then coke. Coke is really strong and helps me get rid of mucis build up in my throat and helps my screams. I am not sure it will help but it will atleast get rid of some mucis.

to get rid of a cold put some lemonade into a micro-wave and drink it and for your coughs then eat boiled sweets

Lemonade, cola and sweets? Those would probably just make the condition worse...

Oh btw, some old finnish tradition stuff; Booze, sauna and tar. Strong alcohol works for sore throat, cause it burns off all the slime and also works as a disinfectent, killing bacteria that might be causing the sore throat. Sauna would also work, but since you're not in Finland, there's not a sauna in every house I guess you won't be trying that... And don't even ask how tar would work, I've never tried that.

So tell your parents to get you some vodka and tell them it's for the sore throat.

Drink a 7Up or a Sierra Mist.
I prefer to eat more spicy food when this happens to me

I just eat a pound of sand and sharp nacho chips and scream at the top of my lungs. Works like a charm.