a day in the life of Kyle MCNANNY-FANNY-MCGUIRE LOL=3

(This story may contain violence and lots of mistakes, veiwer discretion is advised)

8 AM

So I was on my way to school when heard some noises in the house I was walking by so I went ot check what was wrong so I went to the door and I used my big mucular bulky arms to knock on the door and ring the door bell but I heard the noise again and it was a girl I thought it was a guy like getting jiggy with the female so I walked up stairs and then there was a man eating a lepricon I had to take evasive action so I did a backflip and blew off his face with my super awsome lazzor zappy gun that shoots marshmellows the so called zombie died from a heart attack
so I barried him in my bathtub.

10 AM

I got to school to find a fat man eating all the pizza in the cafeteria so I blow him up with my spirit bomb =3. When I regained conciousness I saw people running all over the place because someone found a dead man in their pants so I had to do sometihng about it so I grabbed my lazzor zappy gun that shoots marshmellows and has ammunition of happiness and ran all the way to russia. When I got there I saw bears on unicycles (lol) I teleported with my magical mayonaise and went bakc to school.

1 PM

I am running away from a guy that is bleeding and he is realy slow he runs but never stops running and every time he finds another person he chases them and brings them with him to chase me I am on my way to the candy store.

2 PM

I am at the candy store the chinese store owner is bleeding too but he is busy eating a bay right now so I am not going to bother him.

3 PM

School ends in a few minutes but I am going to be naughty and leave early, oh and every one in my school loved me some much they chased me around school to and they were also bleeding and one of my friends named charlie bit me on my finger and it really hurt so I just put a spongebob bandage on it.

6 PM

When I got home I found my mother was decapitated and my father trying to eat me so I pulled out my lazzor zappy gun and shot marshmellows at him and his head blew up.

7 PM

I was watching tv and some ugly news girl came on and said barricade your doors and dont leave your homes so I did that then I watched toy story 1 and 2.

8 PM

I am done taking a shower so now I am going to sleep I dont feel good, I
think it was because Charlie bit me, oh well we will just have to see tommorow good night guys sweet dreams.



I hoped you liked this story I was bored so I just made it up while I was going and I just made it for funny purposes only but if it isnt criticise all you want.

i used to like you jazz man.

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ABigSoggy Wafle wrote:... (insert 4chan Simon Cowell picture here)

That was terrible, I mean just awful