WHATS YOUR ZOMBIE PLAN

I know this is old but I still like it. :/

New plan. Forget last one.

Before I start, I will give a insight to what my house is like.

We have a HUGE yard with trees covering it up for the most part about a football field length off the road. There is a old business with a fence around it to the right of us, so no worries. Left is a trailer and house. But bushes and fences blocking off all of it except the front yard and driveway. So there won't be any zeds except for maybe 5 tops that would pose a threat. BUT, there is a fence in my backyard covering it as well. There is a two story shop we have back there. We could easily just walk out are back door to get there without hassle.

First, I would cover all the front windows that aren't already covered to block vision to the inside. Gather all the guns and ammo from the safe and other places throughout house as well as food and have it in the den ready. (Probably do this first before anything as the zeds population will rise) But, the den is our old 2/3 car garage. The doors open up and we could park 3 vehicles. We have a 06 Dodge Charger, 04 Ford 250, and 86 Chevy Silverado long wheel base. We probably wouldn't even get the charger as it isn't big enough to put much in there, just really quick.

We have a welder and TONS of tools,screws, etc. in the shop. My grandpa does random odd jobs like putting up secure fences in warehouses and lots and lots of metal already ready to weld. From there, weld bars into the windows of the vehics and such. as well as put cages over the back of the trucks, like over the sides so it is enclosed. From there just do random things like that to them. We also have generators and lots of batteries to bring.

Once ready, leave and drive a 5 minute drive(If your going quick) to a recently shut down movie theatre. No one would go there because there is a huge mall a few roads down and a wal mart a few roads down on the other side and most people would have tried to go there.(Also mutliple other places they probably would goto first)

Drive the vehicles through a decent glass window that goes to the ground. Have already made a metal door to quickly weld into the broken window. Have it in the last truck ready so as soon as its in, have it ready just to back up against the metal barricade to keep it up if zeds are coming up and about to start trying to push it over. Weld it into place, and then cover all windows except for high ones for sunlight during the day. from there barricade the rest of the buildings emergency exits(they wouldnt even know to come in those) and stay there with the generator for some electricity as long as possible and making some kind of trips to a close by store or something for food.

Just one of the many I have but I like this one most.

Call Chuck...

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STAGE ONE -

-Move couch in front of door of apartment

-Place book shelves toward all levels ((In case the zombies are parkourists and can hop to the second floor with ease))

-Push entertainment stand in front of couch, push it over so it is at a proper angle to keep the door shut

-Retrieve glock and clip from under pillow

-Dress in Hoody sweatshirt, sweat pants, athletic shoes

-Duck tape clothes to body, to prevent baggyness and avoid being slowed down while running

-Pack extra, similar clothes

-Watch "Spiderman 2" for the last time

STAGE TWO -

-Take the sledgehammer I have concealed in the wall

-Prepare gun and supplies

-Break through neighbor's wall with sledge hammer

-Exterminate or evade any zombies in room

-Exit via fire escape

-Hop the rail and jump onto the balcony of the opposite building

STAGE THREE -

-Exterminate the undead

-Go into the hunter's den

-Steal hunting rifle, another pistol, spare ammo, and a shotgun if available

-Frying pan will provide as a great melee weapon along with the sledgehammer

-Use the paranoid, now dead, zombified, ex-big-game-hunter's saftey locks to avantage

-Exploit any furnature

-Build blockade at door, and the balcony ((to pick off zombies in the apartments across and the ally below))

FINAL STAGE -

- Hold out as long as possible, if no help comes, food runs out, zombies start to break in, retreat to bathroom barricade. Either shoot self or jump from the small window and pray that falling to your death will look awesome.

-If so happened I was in the shower at the time, be sure to curl up into a ball so that I explode upon impact of the pavement when I jump from said bathroom window. This way, know would know I was naked.

This is the best plan I have ever heard.

go 2 hunting store or wal mart get a m60 and food

Open all my windows

Open all my doors

Crank the surround system up to max

Get the bros and hoes over

Stock up on food and munitions

Bullets

Shotgun and Katana

Blast my library equivalent of music

Blow and Chop zombie heads off

Eat a Bagel

Take a dump

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Profit

Step 1:I'd Never Leave My Apartment Building (There are Only 2 Doors. 1 Door is a Double Bolt lock and the other on doesn't have a handle from the outside.)
Step 2:I would get flouresent items and put them on the roof saying help.
Step 3:Take My 9 Inch Combat Knife and 9mm and check every Apartment complex for possible infected and supplies
Step 4A:If there are infected kill them and get rid of there bodies out of the balcony.
Step4B:If not infected got the Military Guy at the second floor to ask about the weapons he has.
Step 5:Add Extra Barricade to doors. Just in Case
Step 7:Chill Out with the other 6 Residents in the apartment watching all Seasons of South Park.(We have more the a years supply of food in the storage unit in the garage)
Step 8:If the Zombies dont pass over in a year make a Death Vehicle out of the Neighbors Hummer and Stalker Van.
Step 9:Kill All Zombies on our way to NASA
Step 10:Read How to Fly a Spaceship for DUMMYS
Step 11: Fly into Space Endlessy till we die.

The End!

My uncle lives over in Juno, Alaska. If I can get up there, win.

I'd drive up to alaska. zombies have no body heat so I'd be safe up there

I have specific plans to make it South where TC DUDE will be digging a tunnel idk y, but hes like a brother to me and I cant let him die.

Gather knives from my kitchen and assorted blunt objects from my room.

Hit up a walmart get some food,guns,ammo, and medical supplies to last me until I lose my sanity.

Hopefully I can find some of my good friends from the neighborhood who are willing to accompany me.

Hope to meet up with Dead Ape , Cry Vengeance, Masterofkills, Meatshield Mbods, deffiantelly Bman. But if they dont wanna come Then I'll leave em supplies.

Hijack a car and head South and well suvive...

1. Get Kim Kardahian Alive or Zombie (doesn't matter)
2. Loot a gun store or Dicks Sporting Goods
3. Move to a town with any population and live their until infection dies out.

This is Just @ the top of my head so this may seem retarded.

G00EY LOUIE wrote:1. Get Kim Kardahian Alive or Zombie (doesn't matter)
2. Loot a gun store or Dicks Sporting Goods
3. Move to a town with any population and live their until infection dies out.

This is Just @ the top of my head so this may seem retarded.

Kim Kardahian? Oh I get it

LOL @ looting a gun store, I'm sure that people wouldn't of already taken all the guns and ammo.

1. go Fore it
2. shote myself

well i've actually been thinking about this for some time, and i've found a iron clad defense against zombies.

1. I Put the zobies in the oven
2. Take them out and put them in the street
3. See how many come

Probably Gather All Food And Water Possible,And Head To My Bomb Shelter,Duh.
But if i didnt have a bomb shelter,i would probably head to a house or apartment with 1 door,just so i dont have to keep tabs on a bunch of doors.Then i would make a blanket ladder rope thing and climb down and get supplies when i needed to.I might look for survivors but that would be a big risk,because they might go crazy and try to kill me or somthing,so survivors are still zombies in a metaphorical sense.