WHATS YOUR ZOMBIE PLAN

ABigSoggy Wafle wrote:Step 1: Go to a Hippy's house.
Step 2: Smoke lots of blunts (Airassult would be proud)
Step 3: Get weapons together
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit.

You got it all set my freand

ABigSoggy Wafle wrote:Step 1: Go to a Hippy's house.
Step 2: Smoke lots of blunts (Airassult would be proud)
Step 3: Get weapons together
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit.

Why guns? Whenever you see a zombie, juts pass the blunt.

Here's what i would do

1. Call all my friends.
2. Take a shower.
3. Get dressed.
4. Cry.
5. Grab a gun, load up the empty clips.
6. Lock the doors, board the windows.
7. Cry some more.
8. Play Xbox.
9. Wait until i get bored.

Yeah

1. i would get all guns and Ammo in my house
2.Get in my Truck
3.Go as far north as possible(go where the infection cant survive)
4.make a igloo and drink hot chocolate with Eskimos!!!

i would grab some guns and ammo go to the house of the hottest girl i know save her ass from zombies making her like me and then preside to a little bow chick bow wow cuz im kewl like that

Made in Finland wrote:

ABigSoggy Wafle wrote:Step 1: Go to a Hippy's house.
Step 2: Smoke lots of blunts (Airassult would be proud)
Step 3: Get weapons together
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit.

Why guns? Whenever you see a zombie, juts pass the blunt.

Better to kill the fucker then waste weed on something that is dead!
I don't smoke weed

you make a good point BLACK SNOW 13........................... i like your thinking lolz

Become infected then go munch on some people

Step One: Loot the GAME store of every game I would want.
Step two: Get some Lionel Richie albums to repel most of the zombies.
Step Three: Get a couple of woks to use a cheap shields.
Step Four: Sneak into a cinema, barricade it and keep Avatar in 3D on repeat.

And finally....

If I know there's no help left....

Just go around happy slapping zombies.

Changed my mind.

1. Wake up.
2. Go to 4chan
3. Ask /b/ for advice
69. LOL
5. Kill a zombie and take picture
6. Start gore thread.
7. If my post end in 69, spam my own thread saying "OP is fag!"
8. Break out whatever CP I can find and post it everywhere.

After that my life will pretty much be set.

I would take all the guns/food and ammo in the house and head to yellowstone.
cold 8 months of the year and very little population then i would live off the wild gunning down all the buffalo i could find. :

grab the bat from under my bed ,gather my kitchen knives the big ones get all the tin food and my top hat and then get my dads bike and ride to my mates house barricade it because it is awesome for defending made sure it safe and get my grandads old army weapons and ammo gather supplies every week until it becomes compromised

play suicide mouse over a projector in front of my house to repel anything and everything

Step 1: Get Jeep Grand Cherokee
Step 2: Gather up my SKS, .22 rifle, shotgun, 357, knives,laptop, Xbox, all the games and big TV
Step 3: Go to friend John's house and get his M-16,Tec-9,M4,AK-47,SKS,all 7 pistols, .22 rifle, and his ford bronco
Step 4: Go to nearest gun store, or marine/army base get ammunition, gun cleaning kits, P90s, Barrett M107, 2 M2 .50 BMG "Ma Deuce" machine guns, mount on jeep and bronco.
Step 5: Go to Star island (off of Miami, only one way onto it) Gathering friends not yet infected, and their xboxes and games, some chicks, C4, food, and supplies along the way.
Step 6: Set C4 on bridge after us
Step 7: Take over one of the houses on star island
Step 8: Snipe the zombies as they run across bridge
Step 9: If overrun,or .50 BMG runs out, blow bridge and wait for rescue while playing Xbox


(Yea i did think this out already)

hey I saw that island when I was in Miami. I was on a boat when I saw it. a big boat. motha fucka