WHATS YOUR ZOMBIE PLAN

Step 1. An Hero
Step 2. ???
Step 3. PROFIT

Meatshield718 wrote:Might want to lose the 12 gauge (I take it's for bird hunting) and the .22. They wont do a whole lot against the hoard. So lose them when you can. Otherwise, at least I know I can get some steak sauce somewhere during the apocalypse.

What the hell are you talking about? A .22 would probably be the best calibre in case of a real zombie outbreak. They are already dead and have started decaying, so their skulls are easy to crack. So what's the point of carrying around a big gun and loads of .50 cal bullets when a bullet half the size of that would work just fine...

Fins got a point
.22 ammo will be abundant

remember not everyone who owns a gun is going to buy the biggest fuckin caliber to keep at home for protection

besides it can kill a normal human being, whats stopping it from killing a zombie

granted not as much stopping power, but still gets the job done

KZ Powned wrote:Damn you can get guns at walmart damn

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Thnks pal!

Made in Finland wrote:

Meatshield718 wrote:Might want to lose the 12 gauge (I take it's for bird hunting) and the .22. They wont do a whole lot against the hoard. So lose them when you can. Otherwise, at least I know I can get some steak sauce somewhere during the apocalypse.

What the hell are you talking about? A .22 would probably be the best calibre in case of a real zombie outbreak. They are already dead and have started decaying, so their skulls are easy to crack. So what's the point of carrying around a big gun and loads of .50 cal bullets when a bullet half the size of that would work just fine...

You know, I didn't really think about the whole rotting factor. :/ Besides, the skull wouldn't be weakened, it doesn't decompose as fast as tissue does, so the skull's just as hard, right?

i got a air rifle in my house but it would be so funny to shot a zombie whth my paint ball gun or my bb machine gun multie coulerd zombiez

Meatshield718 wrote:You know, I didn't really think about the whole rotting factor. :/ Besides, the skull wouldn't be weakened, it doesn't decompose as fast as tissue does, so the skull's just as hard, right?

Yeah well even if the skull is still as tough, like KX said, a .22 works fine. I hate to bring this topic up, but this guy killed 9 and injured 12 with nothing but a .22 handgun, so they aren't exactly toys either...

Yeah, .22 are really messy, headshots would usually result in the bullet ricocheting around the inside of the persons skull and totally shredding the inside.

-Cry

Cry Vengeance wrote:Yeah, .22 are really messy, headshots would usually result in the bullet ricocheting around the inside of the persons skull and totally shredding the inside.

Alright The Departed calm down.

I'd probably have fun with the whole zombie apocalypse thing for a week or two then realize all my family/friends are dead and there is a 2% chance I will survive so I would An Hero instead of being eaten alive.

Mythbusters actually.

Been a while since I've typed something up in har. Any who.

If I'm outside at the time: Run to the nearest store with any sort of weaponry there, probably a liquor store. Slam down the Arabic guy's face at the cash register. Steal their weapons behind the counter. Gather supplies. Head to my friends house who I majorly have a crush on. Use my last chance to be a hero and save her and her sister . Be her boyfriend and head to a safe haven area, have a cup of tea, and wait till this whole thing blows by.

If I'm with my stoner friends: Gather the most amount of bud and lighter fluid. Pack a fat bowl in the 2 foot bong, and pray to god they don't come in until we're done getting stoned out of our minds. If they do, I'll simply grab the bong, let out a smile with smoke coming out, raise the bong towards them, and in a high pitched voice from the suffocation of the smoke, say, "Wanna snap it?"

If I'm with my gamer friends: Place my headset upon my head (dur). Turn to my BFF (Best Fucken Friend), and tell him he'd better stay up all night with me. If they get in and attack I'll just yell, "Get the agro off me! I'm a DPS not tank."

I'll sit in my room playing Mw2 zombies with Cry 'til it all blows over.

I just drive over to the the joint army/air force base that i'm a citizen of

Remember kids, stay in school. That's what I would do. My school is conviniently positioned between 3, lakes so there is only 1 very narrow land connection and 2 bridges. Bridges are easy to cut out, leaving the narrow land connection as the only way for the zombies to acces the school perimeter. The school is also in the middle of nowhere so chances are, the zombie outbreak would be on TV before a single undead would get anywhere near the school. So most probably we would have some time to prepare.

Our school has a shooting range, so naturally there is a gun cabinet in the basement with some weapons. Also the place is filled with great melee weapons such as chainsaws, brush saws, axes and billhooks. If I couldn't get one of the guns, I'd definately go with a brush saw because it has way better reach than any of the above making it less likely to get bitten while killing zombies.

Incase of a zombie-apocalypse:

Step 1: run to kitchen grab 1ft long kitchen knife.
Step 2: grab car keys and drive.
Step 3: drive to friends house, whos brother has a collection of swords in-case of such an event.
Step 4 A: if friend or brother are infected kill them and take the swords
Step 4 B: if alive, team up with them, get to the car with as much food and weapons as possible
Step 5: Assuming we dont run out of gas, drive to the local sporting goods store in the next town over (they sell bows and arrows and bb guns and hunting rifles, pistols ect.
Step 6: move by night, sleep by day. just keep moving no matter what.