WHATS YOUR ZOMBIE PLAN

Th3L4fingM4n wrote:Step 1: Get Jeep Grand Cherokee
Step 2: Gather up my SKS, .22 rifle, shotgun, 357, knives,laptop, Xbox, all the games and big TV
Step 3: Go to friend John's house and get his M-16,Tec-9,M4,AK-47,SKS,all 7 pistols, .22 rifle, and his ford bronco
Step 4: Go to nearest gun store, or marine/army base get ammunition, gun cleaning kits, P90s, Barrett M107, 2 M2 .50 BMG "Ma Deuce" machine guns, mount on jeep and bronco.
Step 5: Go to Star island (off of Miami, only one way onto it) Gathering friends not yet infected, and their xboxes and games, some chicks, C4, food, and supplies along the way.
Step 6: Set C4 on bridge after us
Step 7: Take over one of the houses on star island
Step 8: Snipe the zombies as they run across bridge
Step 9: If overrun,or .50 BMG runs out, blow bridge and wait for rescue while playing Xbox


(Yea i did think this out already)

that sounds sooo realistic

well why not just destroy the bridge immedietly to avoid being overrun. then use your ammo to clean the island of any undead. you don't have to worry about not making it back over because there are definetly boats around that island

1. Phone Jordan.
2. Gather food.
3. Fill up bath tub with water for drinking.
4. Park truck in best place for fleeing.
5. Get everyone I like.
6. Barricade house.
7. Stay 'till supplies run out.
8. Leave and find a safe haven.

It goes into more detail this is the basics. It took me and my friend Jordan all night to come up with a detailed plan. We were bored .

1. Call my friends and collect guns
2. Stay in the safety of my home until chaos settles
3. Travel to the closest shore
4. Steal a boat
5. Travel to a oil rig
5. Fish for food if there are no other supplys

Chris D Ownz U wrote:well why not just destroy the bridge immedietly to avoid being overrun. then use your ammo to clean the island of any undead. you don't have to worry about not making it back over because there are definetly boats around that island

well yea but thats why i have my 8 best buds, besides the island is like.....big enough for abot 20 mansions, its not that big, besides, i wanna see a .50 BMG go though 7 zombies blowing them to bits....something we all must experience at one point or another

ABigSoggy Wafle wrote:Changed my mind.

1. Wake up.
2. Go to 4chan
3. Ask /b/ for advice
69. LOL
5. Kill a zombie and take picture
6. Start gore thread.
7. If my post end in 69, spam my own thread saying "OP is fag!"
8. Break out whatever CP I can find and post it everywhere.

After that my life will pretty much be set.

or you can go to /h/ or where ever you go and fap non-stop untill your balls go dry
That sounds extremely funny

Stock up on guns, food, radios, flashlights, and batteries
Get my family and friends
Head towards my High School
Close all the huge metal Fire-Prevention gates.
Come up with a callsign. Broadcast callsign on the radio.
Kill anything that doesn't know the callsign.

Eh...

Reconsidered

I would put on a winter "snowboard/skiing" jacket and tape it down with duck tape. I would do the same with a pair of snow pants. This way, It becomes much harder to bite me and my clothes are closer to my body.
From there, I would barricade my church (lots of heavy doored, windowless rooms.) and use the pantry for food supplies (lots of non perishable foods).

Good enough right?

Sorry to burstyour bubble guys but almost al major stores are not good ideas.

Why?
That's the first place any survivor would thinkof, so not onlywill the place have very little to no suplies left but, there ar bound to be some infected who followed and still outside.

(JUST MY OPINION)

My plan:
Put on skinnyjeans, warm tight fitting jacket, beanie to be easir to move inand be less likely to be grabbed.
Grab my guns: 12 gauge shotgun, .22 rifle, and 410 shotgun+pistol.
Go to best friends house to pickup.(Hes likeme and has some goodweapons and smarts)
I'd try to convince him to come with me though I know he wouldntand. Then it would be to my gradparents(40+ guns and ammunition will prove worthy) before scaveging for friends.Last go to Indiana (stop in small towns and gas stations for supplies)to epicly save my GF and hold out in aparments. Build rooftop bridges and use that to get around city.


BTW, I wanted to ask what kind of zombies they are? I mean likereally slow old movie ones or L4D zombies that are quick?


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-Pillow<3

Creative Pillow wrote:Sorry to burstyour bubble guys but almost al major stores are not good ideas.

Why?
That's the first place any survivor would thinkof, so not onlywill the place have very little to no suplies left but, there ar bound to be some infected who followed and still outside.

(JUST MY OPINION)

My plan:
Put on skinnyjeans, warm tight fitting jacket, beanie to be easir to move inand be less likely to be grabbed.
Grab my guns: 12 gauge shotgun, .22 rifle, and 410 shotgun+pistol.
Go to best friends house to pickup.(Hes likeme and has some goodweapons and smarts)
I'd try to convince him to come with me though I know he wouldntand. Then it would be to my gradparents(40+ guns and ammunition will prove worthy) before scaveging for friends.Last go to Indiana (stop in small towns and gas stations for supplies)to epicly save my GF and hold out in aparments. Build rooftop bridges and use that to get around city.


BTW, I wanted to ask what kind of zombies they are? I mean likereally slow old movie ones or L4D zombies that are quick?


<3
-Pillow<3

My only gripe about this is the use of weapons. If the police force is still alive (most of it in a majority) they are going to be less trust worthy to the kid holding weapons most adults never even see in real life. I would stick with long range melee weapons or bows arrows. Silent and deadly is a great combo. Another good weapon are air or spring loaded ones. Paintball guns, portable nail guns, could be modified to be a silent gun that could be distinguished from a real gun. I know mainly, certain paintball guns can have modified CO2/O2 intakes to be able to push heavier objects like, marbles. Guns are good to have but, make too much noise and can attract hoards. If anything, look for weapons with silencers or make your own.

Oh and I would see the zombies as the fast moving ones. The theory states that the body has already died and decayed but, about a week or less through, the body's mind begins to function again with primal instincts of eating to survive. However, your muscles will have some atrophy but, most believe tissue will be able to regenerate once the virus's lysogenic cycle become lactic and copies its host cell with the virus information rather than kill the host cell like most viruses. So some say, the dead regenerate and others say your body doesn't regenerate and you wake up with decomposed legs (hence the slow zombies or more correctly termed, infected.). It just attacks brain cells and produce activity over again as if you were a baby and slowly they learn that alive humans are food.

ABigSoggy Wafle wrote:My only gripe about this is the use of weapons. If the police force is still alive (most of it in a majority) they are going to be less trust worthy to the kid holding weapons most adults never even see in real life. I would stick with long range melee weapons or bows arrows. Silent and deadly is a great combo. Another good weapon are air or spring loaded ones. Paintball guns, portable nail guns, could be modified to be a silent gun that could be distinguished from a real gun. I know mainly, certain paintball guns can have modified CO2/O2 intakes to be able to push heavier objects like, marbles. Guns are good to have but, make too much noise and can attract hoards. If anything, look for weapons with silencers or make your own.

Oh and I would see the zombies as the fast moving ones. The theory states that the body has already died and decayed but, about a week or less through, the body's mind begins to function again with primal instincts of eating to survive. However, your muscles will have some atrophy but, most believe tissue will be able to regenerate once the virus's lysogenic cycle become lactic and copies its host cell with the virus information rather than kill the host cell like most viruses. So some say, the dead regenerate and others say your body doesn't regenerate and you wake up with decomposed legs (hence the slow zombies or more correctly termed, infected.). It just attacks brain cells and produce activity over again as if you were a baby and slowly they learn that alive humans are food.

We don't have much a police team here or whatever you call it. We dont even hve a swat team. Its nuts. Jus this year there has been 5 kindergardeners to bring pistols to school in our area. Ilive right outside the town and the station is right across the road from Aransa State Unversity so they would have their hands prettyfull.

And all of our guns aremostly for hunting except for the M4 and 9m+410 pistol. Therearegun shots all the time around here so itwouldn't be too abormal.

And thanks for the info Wafle.
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My zombie plan:

1. Gather Supplies (guns, food, water, neccesity's to live in such chaos of a zombie apocalypse
2.Call friends and family to get their ass's over to my house
3.Tell everyone to go upstairs
4.Barricade the house, particulary the staircase leading upstairs (this way the zombies can only get to us one way)
5.Bring all supplies to where we will be holding off the zombies (upstairs)
6.Go outside and park the getaway cars near garage
7.Go back upstairs, wait it out, use lethal force if any zombies come
8.If supplies run short use windows upstairs to get to getaway vehicles( there are like 7 windows upstairs in my house)
9.While escaping, have about 10 people cover those trying to get into get away vehicles
10. Run over any fuckin zombies in sight
11.Go to nearest evac site(if there is one)

mines is just keep running even if i trip up i will just keep crawling if is top crawling i will head stand then turn into super retard.

super retard: http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG

actually scratch my plan, i would probably just play xbox and IF i get bored: take a look outside to see how many zombies there are.

If zombies do end up becoming a reality then my plan would go in steps as followed:
1: Gather a group of suvivors, TEAMWORK IS THE KEY TO SURVIVAL
2:Find guns and weapons fast, nearly any household object can be turned into a weapon.
3:Put on tight fitting clothes so the undead can not grab my clothing
4:Stock up on ammo, food and water
5:Grab a flashlight and a lot of batteies and find a radio for information
6:Make sure I stock up on inhalers as I suffer from asthma
7:Get a big car able to hold all of the supplies
8:Find a military barricade or a safehouse that is heavily guarded, maybe head to warwick castle.
9:Get some sleep as I will need to rest after all of the hard work
10:Kill some zombies
11:Survive long enough for an evacuation.
Hopefully with all of my plan all sorted I will be able to survive. During a zombie outbreak it is survival of the fittest. If you can't run fast then in a way an idiot can understand: Your'e fucked.

PLAN 2
1:Stock up on supplies in plan 1
2:Get all close family and friends into my house
3:Barricade all of the windows and doors
4:Get upstairs and get all canned food up there
5:Fill the bathtub with water and fill buckets with water this will be used to drink
6:Get weapons upstairs to defend myself (If ZPS has taught me anything I can use my keyboard)
7:Destroy the staircase so the zombies cant get to us
8:Hold up for as long as possible in the house, if things get bad move out the window and climb onto the roof
9:Keep a close watch on the surrounding area to see how many zombies there are
10:Wait for an evacuation protocol and climb down from the roof and make our way to the evac point.

PLAN 3
1:Gather a lot of supplies
2:Get in a car
3:Drive to the countryside
4:Live there for the rest of my life as there will be barley any zombies as they would be in a more populated area